LAST NIGHT I WHAT

From: Sakura
To: Naruto

You really shouldn't get drunk you know. Its not good for you……….when certain people are around. As was proved last night.

From: Naruto
To: Sakura

What do you mean 'When certain people are around'? WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT???????

From: Sakura
To: Naruto

Its embarrassing…ask Sasuke.

From: Naruto
To: Sasuke

WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT? I didn't take off my clothes and dance around again did I?

From: Sasuke
To: Naruto

Again? So you've done that before?

From: Naruto
To: Sasuke

I don't know. You were the one who said I did. When I was sleepwalking?

From: Sasuke
To: Naruto

Oh that. I was lying to annoy you.

From: Naruto
To: Sasuke

………………… WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT??

From: Sasuke
To: Naruto

You got drunk. And you kissed Hinata and tried to rape her.

From: Naruto
To: Sasuke

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????????????????????????

From: Sasuke
To: Naruto

Uhuh…use question marks much? Anyway yeah you did that and scared the poor girl away.

From: Naruto
To: Sasuke

What do you mean scared her away?

From: Sasuke
To: Naruto

Well she pushed you away and ran for her life. I'd do the same if I was her you know.

From: Naruto
To: Sasuke

You're lying. I don't believe you.

From: Sasuke
To: Naruto

Suit yourself.

10 minutes later

From: Naruto
To: Hinata

Did…something happen last night?

From: Hinata
To: Kiba

He's asking me if something happened. What do I say??

From: Kiba
To: Hinata

Tell him that he'd be a good rapist

From: Hinata
To: Kiba

I can't say that! He was drunk he had no idea what he was doing!

From: Naruto
To: Hinata

Ehhh Hinata? You there?

From: Kiba
To: Hanabi

Should we get them together or not?

From: Hanabi
To: Kiba

Ummm let's see…if we do, I'm dead cause of my dad. And if we ruin this chance then I'm dead cause of Hinata. So since I'm dead anyway, we should get them together.

From: Kiba
To: Hanabi

Fair enough.

From: Kiba
To: Hinata

Tell him you love him.

From: Hinata
To: Kiba

WHAT?? I can't say that! That's insane! I'd die if I say that!!

Uzumaki Naruto calling.

Call rejected.

From: Hinata
To: Kiba

HE'S CALLING ME TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

From: Kiba
To: Naruto; Hinata

Hinata wants me to tell you that she forgives you for the weirdo stuff you did last night and she wants to talk to you at midnight in your office.

From: Hinata
To: Kiba

I will kill you.

From: Naruto
To: Kiba

Okay.

Midnight

From: Naruto
To: Kiba

I don't see her anywhere…where IS she?

From: Kiba
To: Hinata

GET THERE!! WHAT'RE YOU- shit you're going like THAT????????????

From: Hinata
To: Kiba

Stop spying on me.

From: Kiba
To: Naruto

Prepare for a nosebleed.

From: Naruto
To: Kiba

What? What are you talimghT bolju/…

From: Kiba
To: Naruto

You're far gone already.

Next Day.

From: Sakura
To: Sasuke; Kiba; Hanabi; Shino

Can anyone explain to me why Naruto gets a nosebleed every time he sees Hinata?

From: Kiba
To: Sakura

I can't even begin to explain.

From: Shino
To: Kiba

You left me out of a NaruHina plan again. I hate you. I will never set my eyes on you again.

From: Kiba
To: Shino

Oh stop sulking about something as stupid as that. -_____________-